texts i should’ve never sent

 

“it’s fine!!”

annotation: it was not fine!!!!!!! still mad.

“do whatever you want”
translation: there was actually only one correct option and you missed it!!!!!!

“i just feel bad”
me at 15 trying to sound mysterious

“who’s she”
every woman before me has asked this question. none have enjoyed the answer

“sorry i’m being annoying”
girl stand UP

“i’m over it”
typed with tears hitting the screen like rain on a windshield

“take your time replying :)”
sent from the trenches. absolutely not genuine.

“i knew you’d do this”
okay lowkey dramatic but sometimes i DID know

“hahahaha”
the extra “ha” always means somebody just ruined my evening

“no yeah totally”
one of the most evil phrases ever invented. means yes externally no spiritually

“i miss the old you”
what old you. he switched personalities every 3 days

“if you wanted to you would”
true unfortunately

“i’m not even mad”
a statement historically made by the angriest person alive

“nvm”
nothing good has ever followed a girl saying nevermind

“i fell asleep”
sometimes true. often literary fiction.