st patrick’s day apology

i apologize for my sins, crimes, faults, errors, lapses, blunders, oversights, regrets, doubts, impulses, temptations, arrogance, pride, vanity, envy, greed, gluttony, sloth, wrath, sarcasm, impatience, procrastination, distractions,exaggerations, curiosity, boldness, recklessness, scheming, plotting, wandering, questioning, doubting, overthinking, hesitation, avoidance, defiance, dramatics, chaos, ambition, obsession, indulgence, skepticism, cynicism, drifting, forgetting, neglect, delay,disorder, clutter, confusion, contradiction, assumption,  speculation, storytelling, rebellion, resistance, persistence, stubbornness, pridefulness, restlessness, misjudgment, miscalculation, impatience, impulsiveness, carelessness, forgetfulness, boldness, recklessness, mischief, curiosity, audacity, stubbornness, defiance, rebellion, ambition, obsession, exaggeration, distraction, indulgence, temptation, arrogance, vanity, envy, greed, and wrath